This whole clip is pretty much summing up my attitude toward gainful employment these days.
After a spate of fruitless interviews back in May, I am perhaps happier than I have any right to be just working part-time from the house. I mean, if a full-time gig were forthcoming, I’d jump on that shit super fast. But, Christ, the process of actually getting work is so goddamned tedious and full of lies (“Oh, statistics? I love them.” — “Excel is a great program. It’s so useful.” — “Am I a team player? One-hundred percent!” — “I’m so stellar at multi-tasking”) that I just can’t scrape together the wherewithal to give eight-tenths of one shit. In other words, I’ve got a library card and the phone bill can get paid. Fuck it.