How badly do I want this? Seems a shame that they are all sold out. I can think of no better way to inform potential houseguests that this is a house where we swear. A. Lot.
Large version viewable here. Sadly, they only printed a few hundred. And madly expensive, too. But the rest of the stuff on sale from Modern Toss is equally great, including an iPhone app that doles out insults.
I just set this as my desktop background. Now when Chase calls to hassle me (for the 10th time today– they started calling at 7:15 in the fucking morning) about being behind on my car payment, I will have some creative cussing to string together.
“Ms Pappas, your loan is two months overdue.”
“Would you like to pay over the phone?”
“Sod the fucking lot of you!”